Football is for wives

How many women love football? Everyone can read this post, but if your spouse is right there, have him lean over and read this together, starting here:

Oh, how we spouses (women) love football season. Oh sorry - I meant that we women love watching our men during football season. I am not sure if either of those are correct or if both comments are wrong.

But what matters is that I want to see if I can help the men here to enjoy football season this year. Is that okay with you men? Aren't I a helpful concerned spouse? (Shhhh - ladies there may be something in this for you, if the men work with me here). Stay tuned and see if you can adapt.

Football causes some strange reactions in men, namely football causes men to focus. Ladies just know that okay? Sir, your lady, your wife, loves your brains. We women as a whole trust that you men know what's best for you during football, and if focus is best for you, we want you to focus on that one thing. The women want to help you focus, right ladies? Because focus is good. It keeps your brain sharp.

Well ladies have a translation component in place when it comes to watching and understanding football. Men, we think the same focus you use on the game is the same focus you will use in your marriage! Isn't that great!

So focus Men. Focus on how "bad" that quarterback is. Your wives want to hear you shout when that guy makes a touchdown. Practice, practice, practice. Go! Go! Go!

Men, that's the same reaction your wives will get from you for setting things in motion, right? And for knowing the right time to set up the play and execute things?You know like coordinating lunches for the kids, your doctor appointments, soccer practice, violin lessons, and shopping for groceries. And your wife makes the touch down because your team, your family, is winning, right?

Wives stand united that football is just a practice session for men to perfect cheers to their wives.

Men, I bet the wives won't even mind if you buy them a jersey. No, this is better...why not buy matching jerseys? Now you are on her team - because the jersey is for her! And when football season is over and you want to make up with your wife, why not drag out the football jersey, stand in front of her, and cheer her on like you are her greatest fan?

Ladies, if this cheering doesn't work, just think you have Football season next year for him to practice some more...darn.